Total Niceness - FFresssh Spring Time Beats @ Inigo 642 Wandsworth Rd SW8

Tonight down at Inigo we are serving you up a fresh line up of Hip-Hop, Breaks & Dubstep for your listening pleasure.

First up we have the legendary Benergy intro set to bid you all a warm welcome.

Next up we welcome back Woody who'll be supplying us with a laid back 2 hours of Hip-Hop.

After that you've got the man like Delsa. Expect the usual top quality beats from our boy in Bristol - up front breaks and more than likely a peppering of Dubstep sounds to finish.

And finally to close the evening we have a special guest fresh from the USA - DJ/Producer Moldy. Moldy will be rocking the foundations for the last couple of hours with Dubstep rhythms to make you move and sway.

So line up and order in full will be :

Benergy (Breaks)
Woody (Hip-Hop)
Delsa (Breaks / Dubstep)
Moldy (Dubstep)

free entry all night

Inigo 2 am Bar

642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR

Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07917567887 or 07751654677

delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

TOTAL NICENESS // BASS CHRONICLES @ THE WHITE LION - 232 STREATHAM HIGH ROAD SW16

1 DAY TO GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Total Niceness : BASS CHRONICLES @ The White Lion 232 - Streatham High Road

Greetings People

Over the past couple of years Total Niceness @ Inigo has been slaying Wednesday mornings on a fortnightly basis for those with the Tuesday night stamina (and there do seem to be quite a lot of you nutters out there !).

Time has come for the addition of a 3rd regular night – Total Niceness : BASS CHRONICLES – happening on the 1st Saturday of every month.

The venue for this new night will be The White Lion – 232 Streatham High Road. This is the sister bar of Jamm in Brixton and has recently been refurbished (by man of many talents our very own Benergy).

Free from the reservations of a Tuesday night BASS CHRONICLES is aiming to be lowdown & dirty from the start, providing some twisted Saturday night party basslines for South London to wind to. Essentially Breaks, Electro & Dubstep will be the weapons of choice for the nights.

The first date to look out for is Saturday March 4th – DJ’s start at 9pm and finish at 4am. It’s going to be Breaks & Electro all night and this time round DJ’s will be :

Benergy
Smut Roast (Platform 12)
iDLE
Das Miesters (Future Fuzion)

Watch out for some top guests joining us over the coming months – Next up on April 1st we have a Dubstep spectacular featuring a Hotflush Recordings showcase - will keep you posted for further details.

Entry FREE B4 10pm - £3 thereafter - £1 NUS cardholders & OAP’s !!

The White Lion – 4am Bar
232 Streatham High Road, SW16

Rail : Streatham Hill or Streatham

Bus : 109 / 133 / 333 / 159 / 250 / 118

Info : 07751 654677 or 07917 567887

Delsa@another.com

info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness Love Parade

We have a hot date for your diaries - next Tuesday 14th February - Forget having a romantic meal for 2 or a night of vigourous self-shuffling (if currently without partner) and get yourself down to Inigo - 642 Wandsworth Road Clapham SW8 for the a night of Total loved up Niceness.
Champagne, roses, fine wines, Belgian chocolates – poetry, the language of love – even rubber gloves in case things get messy – we’ve got it all in store for you.

Local lothario Benergy will be the first smooth operator up at the controls for the night with a welcoming mix of breaks and beats to get everyone in the mood.

Next up you have real treat in store from the hours of 1000 – 1130. Me and the Breaks Professor (AKA DJ Bladdered - AKA The Chutney Mong - AKA 'Our Kid' Gary) will be playing a NO MODERNS Love set. Expect to hear a mix of old and new breaks thrown over the top to keep people jumping while they choke down our 80's love action !

Stepping in at 1130 we have the housewives favourite - Plaza De Funk. You can expect a funk full set delivered straight from the heart by one of Italy’s finest. Peak time party music is guaranteed from this guy & no doubt the West Records thoroughbred will be serving out a good portion of exclusives to send pulses racing into the early hours.

To close the night we have another special double dosage of down right dirty Dubstep served up by Delsa and Envoy. The last time these two graced us with a back 2 back set at Inigo back in December they smashed it up big time & had the dance floor in full sway for their closing set. This time you’re in store for some more filthy bass punctuated with scratch support from myself and plenty of the freshest tracks with some of Envoy’s homegrown Guzzler Productions in the mix.

Anyway full line up is as follows :

2000 - 2200 : Benergy (The Original & Best)
2200 - 2330 : Breaks Professor & iDLE (Big GLove Set)
2330 - 0100 : Plaza de Funk (The Funked Up Italian
Breakbeat Stallion)
0100 - 0200 : Delsa & Envoy (The Dub Steppin' Duo)

free entry all night

Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 0791756788707751654677

delsa@another.com

info@intergrate.co.uk

If music be the food of love then come on down and get stuffed !

If anyone fancies getting down to kent for this then Ii strongly advise it, I am gonna try and trooper across from Bristol to make this, mainly due to the attendance of SOTEG who is making a rare UK performance and is not to be missed. Also, although its not on the poster the Funk Buddha is also making an appearance all the way from Amsterdam and as i have done a radio show before him for the last two months I can proclaim that he will providing a varied selection that will bring the bass and defienatly will not dispapoint. Also Henryo!d and Deadman Dj who I have yet to catch live but i am sure will not disapoint providing electro related action.
Hopefully on my return to Kent for following many japes there in my crazy slighty more youthful and svelte days i won't run into any old adversaries/crazy ex girl friends or any other crazy medway folk i may have upset last time i was there. Anyway the long and the short of it i that if you live in the South east of England and you like electro, breaks and bass, get down to this cos its gonna be large. A little fact for the brainiacs out there the last time I played in a Chatham in Kent was almost 4 years to the day of this event on valentines day. If anyone can tell me which club I played at they can win something really great. Email me @ delsa@retard.co.uk, that email address is not a jone btw.

Total Niceness @ Inigo 24th Of January 2006

Total Niceness tonight features the one and only Mjoogoo, the man who it is said invented the term culinary breaks and is well known for his saturday show afternoon show on nuskoolbreaks radio (check the link to my show it will take you there). Playing his distinctive techy breaks hes the main course (hehe, food related) and he shall be providing a feast of beats and pieces to stuff you full of breakbeat goodness. Also for dessert we have the one and only Luke Envoy who is gonna be laying down some drum and bass and maybe some hip hop too, when it comes to luke, expect the unexpected and maybe some tear out as im not there to keep him out of trouble. Holding everything together is Mr Benergy fresh from his travels to the south american bliss that is Belize, expect him toi be tanned and ready to go, sipping on some sort of ladies drink or a cider. Keep up the good work ben your a legend.

Line up is:


Benergy - Total Niceness / Intergrate

Mjoogoo - Highheels Sessions / nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/radio

Luke Envoy - Hotflush Recordings / Total Niceness


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07917567887
07751654677
delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness @ Inigo 10th Of January 2006

To kick start Total Niceness for 2006 we have a little link up with the radio show and were featuring a guest mix on my show at 1 - 3pm of Paul Torch who you can then catch live at Inigo back to back with Gillotron. These two veterans have been playing with the Total Niceness since I linked up with them at their legendary Future Fusion parties in Brixton a fair few years back. The Das Miesters are well known for the varied selection oof fucky beats playing everything from electro to acid house via breaks. Also playing is Woody whos playin a varied selection of Hip Hop beats to kick back to, or bust of move too. Mr Luke Envoy will be literally kick starting the proceedings with a mixture of supposdely laid back sounds that promise to be anything but, if his last chill out set was anything to go by expect hip hop with machine gun noises and police sirens, nose bleed jungle and some grime infected dubstep it certainly will be worth getting there early for and definatly amaze and excite you in various ways and if your lucky he might sneek in some of his own guzzler productions . All in all there will be a a vast selection and some truely awesome music and its all absolutly free with some special drink promotions thrown in out o the goodness of our hearts.
The full line up is as follows:


Luke Envoy 8 - 10:00

Woody 10:00 - 11:00

Paul Torch B2B Gillotron 11:00 - 02:00*

*They are without the legend that is the breaks professor as he isnt allowed out on school nights anymore becuase he finds getting blink drunk doesn't induce good teaching practices the next day.


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07917567887
07751654677
delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness Christmas Bash 27 December 2005

First off i'd like to say thank you to all the Total Niceness troopers who have followed us from our humble beginnings in the Medusa and wish you all a very happy Christmas and a devastating new year from all of us in the total niceness crew. I wish you all the best for 2006, this year is gonna bigger and better than ever for total niceness, watch out for Mr Luke Envoy its been a long time coming and he is about to release some serious business, one to watch for 2006. Anyways.....................................
Total Niceness returns for the craziest party of the year. That’s right its the Christmas season and We will be down at the Inigo in Clapham/Battersea for our annual Christmas shindig featuring the cream of the total niceness crew, alas no benergy but he can schuuuuuuuut his mouth as he is in Belize and I’m sure he will be raising a toast with some sort of fancy cocktail lying on a beach. I am sure he will be more than enjoying himself. If there’s one thing that Mr Benergy enjoys its getting a suntan so I’m sure he’s got everything he wants for Christmas.
Anyway, what you really need to know is what the crack is for Tuesday, so let’s get down to business...........................

Kicking off proceedings is the one and only scratch master Mr idle who will be exciting and amazing us with his cutting, scratching and general deck trickery. This week he will be serving up some old skool hip hop beats to get the party underway, expect anything and everything from 80s Hip Hop and Electro to some other exotic gems which he will be pitching into the mix. Fresh from a Christmas trip back to his suburban drum and bass homeland amongst the m25 posse Mr Idle will be causing random out breaks of bumping and grinding amongst other things.

Next up is your truly Delsa alongside Luke Envoy, who will be joining me for the latter part of the set following my daring and somewhat long mission to extract him from the dark depths of Cornwall back for the Christmas Turkle. From me and Mr Envoy you can expect a large and loud selection of dubstep beats with grime trimmings and a breakstep side salad. We will be playing a deep and varied selection. Me and Luke are gonna be packing some lethal weapons so watch out for those, some super sneak peeks of new Scuba, Caspa, Luke Envoy and more are gonna be dropped so keep your ears peeled. We shall be making sure you have a very merry Christmas and warming people up for the New Year’s festivities.

Last but not least by a long shot it’s our number one electro house smut providers Smut Roast who will be amazing and exciting with their regular blend of suggestive beats. At the moment its not clear whether we shall be blessed with both Fran and Nadia but one thing is for sure whether its one or two of them Smut Roast are guaranteed to whet your appetites both audibly and visually. They'll be taking us up to the close and be providing some late night music for skunking, grinding, gyrating and whatever else you want to do. Following o from last years Christmas bash, it would be safe to say that there may well be crazy drunk girls dancing on the tables and I’ll say amen to that........................


The full line up is as follows:

Idle 9 - 10:30
Delsa Vs Luke Envoy - 10:30 - 12:30
Smut Roast 12:30 - 02:00

free entry all night

Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8
clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677

delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness @ Inigo 13th Of December

Yes that right it’s the Christmas extravaganza part one featuring some old favourite and some festive new friends. Tonight we have the pleasure of welcoming some new people to the total niceness fold as it were, I'm not religious I’m just trying to sound a little literate. A Couple of new faces today, first off we have a new partner in crime for Mr Benergy, that’s right he's adding a touch of spice to his sets with a new mysterious female dj. So mysterious in fact that I couldn't even tell you her name. My apologies to the lady in question I have this matter rectified I just can't seem to contact Mr Ben at the moment. Suffice to say these too stella individuals will be providing you with some breaks and house related action for the start of your night and I’m sure they will not disappoint. Next up have an old favourite and original total niceness trooper from day one, well almost he has been supporting it ever since we started this at inigo but not from true day when we used to have the health and safety death trap at Medussa (that was awesome btw), I digress. Anyway ~ Mr Rob Focuz from Apply the Breaks one of the top breaks nights in the land. I can tell you from lots of experience that the people of Luton like to party, proper. He will be providing us with some upfront head down dancing music for you to skank out to. Next up we have our other new arrival and future total niceness legend Mr JoeBot, now before I go any further I’d like to apologies to him for my lack of attendance, but nah mean I have to earn my pea or I won' be able to buy records or eat tasty food or do the other things which I love so much (we wont mention my drug habit as that not cool mmkay). Anyway since JoeBot moved to London from Birmingham he’s been putting himself about quite a bit and has recently played various venues around town including the Dogstar and the Telegraph in Brixton with our old friend Mr Plazadefunk another total niceness legend. Sorry I get real side tracked. Joe Bot’s gonna be tickling you musical taste buds with a large selection of tuna, I would have like to stick one of his charts on here’s to give you an idea of what he plays but so far I have been unable to find one suffice to say it will be banging, and not in a hard house way, I hope. I did however manage to find a picture of him which was quite interesting.

The full line up is as follows:

Benergy and Mystery Female 8 - 10:30

Rob Focuz - 10:30 - 12:30

Joe Bot 12:30 - 02:00


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677
delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness Show - Special Thursday Edition.

AS you should know the total niceness show broadcasts every Tuesday from 1-3 GMT on
nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/radio
Today I'm doing a Cover for the Influenza show which is tonight between 7-9 GMT. In the spirit of the Influenza show i'll be playing all things bass line and tear out styles with a touch of my own dubstep madness and maybe some grime too. I shall be joined for today only by the one and only Spit, who will be joing me for the later part of the show.
Listen out for some new and exlcusive dubstep and grime gems and also some cd exclusives from spit whos fresh like Joe Nice's Biscuits or he better be or i wont have him back.

You can find more information about the regular Influenza show here.

Peace,

DELSA BIRTHDAY SPACTACULAR !

Yep that's right one of Intergrate's founding fathers - George Rosco is turrning 23 and tonight we dedicate an evening of Total Niceness to him.
Delsa has already achieved legendary status as a master piss artist on big occasions and hopefully we can aid him on his way to a memorable 2 day midweek hangover !
As you can see from the picture he doesn’t mind a drink or 2 whilst at the controls - Please don’t be alarmed by his relaxed pose, I can assure you that after 8 pints his musical skills reach new heights.
I think I have even heard that in the past a few 'sherbets' have given him the encouragement to try his hand at MC'ing over Happy Hardcore - don't worry though no mic will reach his grasp tonight and for the record I will not and have never indulged in the public airing of Happy Hardcore - case closed. 91-93 Hardcore - well that's a different story, one that must be told over again to educate the crowds of today in raw ruff beats.
Anyway enough preaching - Spirits and mixers are 2 for 1 before 10pm and with a champagne raffle later in the night I am sure that Mr Delsa will be well on the way to birthday oblivion come 2am.
Oh and watch out for a fix in that raffle - me and the whole crowd on the Bristol leg of the Kid Koala tour a couple of years back witnessed George brazenly cheat at bingo - low behaviour Delsa - tut tut tut !

Happy Birthday mate

Total Niceness - Birthday special - 8th November

Thats right its another installment of total niceness and as ever we have some audio treats and treasures for..................................

Tonight we have from the soundcistren extrodinaire Armatage Skanks the one and only boywonder who appears once again to shake you into submission with his versatilke selection of breaks ranging from funked up booty shakers to bass bin rattlers. Also tonight we have the original old boys, the Das meisters who never fail to represent, As ever we are without the professor because he got school and hes a good lad so he wont be coming, hes a teacher so i suppose he got to set a good example. Paul Torch and Gillotron though will be amazing and exciting us with a touch of electro, a slice of booty bass and a healthy injection of the nu skool business, there will probable be a touch of acid house too if they are up to there usual tricks. Also tonight we have Myself and Idle who will be providing the mid eveniung entertainment which i can garuntee will be exciting, delighting adn possible quite frightening if reg starts playing that bloody old skool again. In all seriousness though it should be banger with me and idle providing some bass tinged beats with a healthly injection of dubwise vibes from me and possible a few exclusives, Idle will be scratching it up as ever and taking the vibe a bit more out there probable to the realms of electro and far beyond. Benergy, the worlds best resident and my tireless promotional partner will be starting things off as ever with his blend of breaks, electro and prog house, all done with a smile and whilst drinking some sort of dodgy looking shooter. I digress..............................................

Full line up:



Benergy 8-9
Das Meisters (Paul Torch & Gillotron) 9-11
Delsa Vs Idle 11-1230
Boywonder 1230-2


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677
delsa@another.com
info@intergrate.co.uk

Total Niceness Radio Show Launches - 8th Novemeber

Yes thats right, the total niceness radio show is finally being launched. For the last few months ive been jabbering onb to anyone who will listen about the new radio show that im starting on tuesday afternoons of all times, yes thats right catch myself delsa every tuesday from 1-3 GMT rinsing it out on www.nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/radio
Every week I'm going to have guest mixes from a vast selection of old and new faces from london, bristol and beyond, plus some sort of competitionage. We will also have a little slot im calling grime corner, where i'll be updating and educating those who know and those who don't know about some of the new dubstep and grime beats that have been undulating my speakers for the last week, with some regular bass bin burners from established artists and also some hidden gems from some undiscovered talent. Also we will have updates of all of the total niceness events and some info of any gigs im doing to.

So remember Total Niceness - Working Lunch with Delsa and special Guests.

Total Niceness with secret drum and bass content 25th October

Tonight Total Niceness is delighted to welcome back our favourite tag team partnership of Fran and Nadia AKA Smut Roast. It’s been far too long since these two have graced the decks down at Total Niceness and it'll be a warmer night down the old inigo having these two smiling beauties down there. They will be getting everyone in the mood with there trademark brand of slightly rude and mildly arousing blend of electro house with the slice of something different. Rob "the rudebwoy" Reng, west records finest returns as well to continue the warming vibes with his usual selection of funky electro tinged breaks guaranteed to get you up and at em with the best of them. (We were also meant to have Essex’s finest Boy wonder but he has been postponed until my birthday to make way for our super secret special guest..............................)
For tonight only we've got a classic from back in the day good old mark monks who we used to mix up with back in the day when I spent my time harassing mics rather then spinning the plastic. Anyway I digress, mark is gonna come and spin some classic drum and bass flavours for this special appearance, I sadly wont be there as I'm in Bristol working hard at my new job and making some beats and generally trying not to be a waste man. Any way total niceness hoes and hoettes this is gonna be another bouncing adventure so get down there I've heard there are some super cheap special drink promos and the like going down too so no excuses to miss it.
FYI: The next one is my birthday bash and is gonna be crazy feat Das meisters, Boy wonder and Myself (Delsa)...........................

Full line up:

Benergy 8-930

Smut Roast 930-1100

Rob Reng 1100-1230

Special Guest Marcus the Monk (i have no idea what his dj name is meant to be) 1230-2


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677
delsa@another.com

News Flash

Due to my recently getting a new job, (i was successful in my interview this morning woot) there will be a few changes to the line up on tuesday because i am unable to play the last set as i have to be back in brizzle me nizzle for a nine oclock start on wednesday due to this me and idle will be cancelling to a later date and the one and only original grandad of breakbeat mr clive morely will be stepping in to take mine and regs slot. This is probable a blessing in disguise cos as clive is riding high moment following his success air/platform 12 boat party and his first set at fabric (fanfares allround). Anyway i'll be stepping uup for a quick set earlier on sometime before blunote so i wont be disapearing from the line up entirely although i wont have idle dropping fat scratching and ghye old skool (which maybe a blessing too, the old skool or lack of)

Anyway respect on the streets and all that caper as we like to say down in balham. I'll see anyone and everyone there on the 11th then im off to start my new life in bristol as my first ever office job. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, verily.

Total Niceness - Birthday special - 11th October - I am Serious

Its my disreputable bastard little brothers birthday next tuesday an we've decided to celebrate it down the old inigo at our jolly total niceness bi-weekly bashment. As he is 19 this year (he can't be any older i'm sure) it should be a more civilised affair, that is if he's allowed in because i think he pissed off the manager about a month ago by being really loud outside afterwards so hopefully he been down there and kissed some ass or he won't be allowed to his own party. Any lets get down to the serious business, the music..................................

For this musical celebration of the little scumbag i've let him have some hand in what music is being played and although i refused to let him play his classic spice girls and mr blobby set i did give him some options on what djs would be playing for his and your audio delectation. Asever the evening is starting off with the one and only Benergy, who reujmour has it has got hold of some new records and will be entertaining and amusing us with a selection of breaks and prog-house between the hours of 8 and 1030 although we usually turn up a bit late so it will most likely be 830 onwards. Second to grace the decks will be the one and only Blunote who is a welcome return to the total niceness stable after a couple years spent wandering in the wilderness of bristol. Blunote is garunteed to inject both some fun and some funk into your evening with a selection of phat hip hop beats mixed with scrathing and juggling and all sorts of deck trickery which i would have problems explaing let alone performing (thats why i have my helpful sidekick idle for that technical bizzle. Standard). Next up we have the one and only Luke Envoy who is playing another of his now infamous hip hop sets although this time its gonna be for all the right reasons, he swears he'll only plasy tunes with guns shot noises in them if they are grime tunes, which is fine by me. Anyway hes gonna crunk the party up with some large hip hop cuts which me bro has even had a hand in suggesting a few (this maybe a very bad idea going on my brothers tastes but i reckon i can trust envoy on this one). Last but by no means least its (delsa) me and the old boy dj Idle, we're gonna amaze and amuse, toment and confuse anyone who is still there and ive even bought myself some new breaks tunes for the occassion evgen though i'm stil langushing in poverty out here in the sticks in brizzle. In all seriousness though me and Idle will be injecting a large quotant of electro tinged breakbeats and and sub bass harmonisation. Watch this space this ones gonna be big, ish.

Full line up:

Benergy 8-1030

Blunote 1030-1130

Duke Envoy 1130-1230

Delsa vs Idle 1230-2




free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677
delsa@another.com

Total Niceness - Old boy special - 27th September

The second part of this months instalment of total niceness features the return of everyones favourite stately gentlemen the das meisters (sans gary the professor as hes got school) and there old friend mr Idle. Its a bit of an old skool affair in general and we should have andy aka the cats arse (seriously i don't know either) joining procedings aswell to add an air of the unexpected to the procedings. Expect a whirl wind mix of old skool and nu skool breaks with a touch of electro from idle and random mix of everything from house to reggae and back from the cats arse. The Das Meisters will be finishing things off in there own majestic style, so expect electro tinged new skool breaks and maybe a touch of big beat from gillotron. Sadly i won't be attending as i'm busy in bristol, but i shall be back for my little borther Po Po's birthday bash that were having at the first total niceness in October, be warned the 11th will be an explosive affair with mad scratching from atleast three different beat scientists and some familiar deck technicians returning to bombard you with wave apon wave of basslineage.

Full line up for the 27th September :

Benergy
Cat's Arse
Idle
Das Meisters


free entry all night


Inigo 2 am Bar
642 Wandsworth road SW8

clapham common tube
clapham junction BR
Buses 77,77a,137,345

info: 07947360859
07751654677
delsa@another.com